Seems this life

Just kinda chose me.

Livin’ in a hotel

sea to sea.

Flying on an airplane

and riding in a car.

Eating in a restaurant

and sleeping five-star.

What in the heck

are you doing to me?

Housekeeping service

can’t you leave me be?

Don’t mind huntin’ glasses in the other room,

but hide ‘n seek dryer

makes me howl at the moon.

Hair started growing,

so I let it go.

Fades and tapers

I’m a’wearing no mo’.

Damp and tangled

It’s a great big mess.

Straight as an arrow

that suits me the best.

Nice warm air

makes it fluffy and light.

Whole lotta body

makes me feel so right.

What in the heck

are you doing to me?

Housekeeping service

can’t you leave me be?

Don’t mind huntin’ glasses in the other room,

but hide ‘n seek dryer

makes me howl at the moon.

Deep in a closet,

nowhere near me.

Can’t you put it in a drawer,

where I can see?

Sometimes it’s a’hangin’

on the back of the door.

Other times it’s hidden

on the closet floor.

Need a lot of product

to tame my mane.

Tools of the trade

should remain the same.

Pomade hair jelly

can’t be beat.

It ain’t even smelly

and it stands the heat.

What in the heck

are you doing to me?

Housekeeping service

can’t you leave me be?

Don’t mind huntin’ glasses in the other room,

but hide ‘n seek dryer

makes me howl at the moon.

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